Garage Door Quote by David Shrigley Download Open image ““Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.”” — David Shrigley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Garage Door
“I decided I was a very stupid fool not to at least paint as I wanted to ... I found that I could say… — Georgia O'Keeffe Copy Share Image
“I’ll have you know; there was NO screaming... I’m a manly man. I may have blistered the paint off the walls, in places, with… — Terence Thirteen Copy Share Image
“you shut the door, paint the windows black, rent an electric typewriter and become the monster you always were—the writer. I’d warned them about… — Playboy Copy Share Image
“I stopped at the front desk, about to complain to the doorman, when I was confronted with a NEW doorman, my age but balding and homely and FAT. Three glazed jelly doughnuts AND two steaming cups of extra-dark HOT chocolate opened to the comics and it struck me that I was infinitely better-looking, more successful and richer than this poor… — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share
“...We’re working with paint today and I pick the easel next to Jake’s. It thrills him. “What do you want?” “I want to apologize… — Courtney Summers Copy Share Image
“You're a painter. You're a baker. You like to sleep with the windows open. You never take sugar in your tea and you always… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“glass front doors. I splayed my five fingers wide to intentionally leave a handprint on the spotless door. “You missed a spot.” “Asshole.” “And… — Vi Keeland Copy Share Image
“But more words tumble out. 'You're a painter. You're a baker. You like to sleep with the windows open. You never take sugar in… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“I'm no doormat. At worst, I'm a very attractive accent rug, because if I get stained or damaged, someone is going to f---ing die.” — S. Hart Copy Share Image
I don't really want to tell jokes about trivia; I'd kind of rather tell jokes about things like life and death. — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
I'm never really that worried about doing something a little different, 'cause it always just seems to fit into what I want to do. — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
If the work jells a little bit in terms of being placed in the oeuvre, I don't care - as long as it works. — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
Making drawings with text in the first place, it really was born of a desire to be economic, and to do things as simply… — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever made any conscious decision to be a comic artist, but to me there's something quite anarchic about comedy. — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
I feel quite comfortable and happy with making a work that looks like it could have been made by somebody else. — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
I think people are quite surprised that the handwriting I use in my drawings and paintings is my own handwriting. They're slightly shocked when… — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
I think circumstance plays a big part in terms of what I do. For example, if I wasn't ever able to show in an… — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
I'm not pretending to be somebody who's got really limited craft skills. I just am a person who's got really limited craft skills. — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
I guess I must just be obsessed with death. Apparently you think about it a lot more as you get older. Maybe you could… — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
I like comedy but I guess I don't think [my art] is that funny, either. It's too dark and a bit weird in places… — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
I think the thing is there's a work for every space, you always have to respond to a context, whether it be a physical… — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
How'd you communicate?" "Paper and pen. Amazing inventions. Anyway, once we were in Buffalo, I led him here. We couldn't figure out a way… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
One of my books is a hallucinogen, an aphrodisiac, a mood elevator, an intellectual garage door opener, and a metaphysical trash compactor. They'll do… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“By my tenth glass of wine I started to wonder whether there was something wrong with my palate. Everyone else was marking the wine list with notes like “Pleasant finish. Robust spices.” Meanwhile, I was doodling pictures of vampiric cougars. Then I noticed people staring at my doodles, and so I started writing notes next to the wine. Things like… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share
I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying Open! was never a big deal,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“I was so distracted thinking about my newfound mindjacking ability that I nearly ran into the garage door.” — Susan Kaye Quinn Copy Share Image
“A sliver of a man stood on a corner beside a charcoal garage door, a plume of smoke twisting from his hand. He looked… — Orest Stelmach Copy Share Image
“In the poetry of arrival, the garage door is free verse; the front door can be anything from a rhyming couplet to a sonnet.” — Akiko Busch Copy Share Image
My mom used to play, so she had rackets around the house. We hit on the garage door for a little while, and then… — Jack Sock Copy Share Image
“Gregory didn't attempt to hide his amazement. "You used to slip inside minds, but this is something different." He stood up and circled Tristan. "When I tried to break in, I felt just one mind, one soul--and it wasn't Luke McKenna's. He would've been an easy mark for me. Tell me how you did it." Tristan remained silent. "The voices… — Elizabeth Chandler Copy Share
“understand that everyone’s behaviors are on the same continuum of responses, it is easier to see we are more like each other than different from each other. This book enables all of us to understand the nature of our individual differences (particularly in relation to our responses to sensory experiences), which in turn makes us more interesting to each other.… — Winnie Dunn Copy Share
“And keep a watch out at the garage door, because you’ll be back by the stroke of seven thirty and in time for dinner… — Kelly Creagh Copy Share Image
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