Humor Quote by S. Hart

“Because I swear to you, sometimes the nastiest shit happens behind the prettiest doors, while everyone laughs and smiles and pretends everything’s okay.”

— Joanna Wylde

“What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I…

— Ana Claudia Antunes

“I am not your doormat to lay out your problems on and then vanish without a word.” “Huh?”

— C.L. Stone

“If you lay down and act like a doormat... then you are sure to get walked on.”

— Janey Rosen

“I went for the door and opened it, not wanting to see how much this corpse was willing to destroy to get into my…

— Kelly Hashway

“A knock on my office door interrupted the despondency of my broodings. “Come in!” I called, removing the countenance I currently wore for a…

— Gabriellyn Gidman

“I have been stained by you and corrupted. You smelt so unpleasant too, lining up outside doors to buy tickets.”

— Virginia Woolf

“I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step on it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A door is not just an entry—it’s the first impression of a space and the statement of your style.”

— AspireDoors

I'm not going to sit there and be a doormat, you know what I mean?

— Angelina Pivarnick

“Is it bad that I sort of want you to fuck me against the door so I'm sure they'll all hear?”

— Clancy Nacht

“i am a door that myself is pounding on in a rush to open or close it, i am sometimes an exit sign and…

— Amira Bouzidi