Death Quote by David Shrigley

Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us — us humans — death is so sad that…

— Robert A. Heinlein

Some of the best jokes are about funerals or people dying or whatever. Laughter and tears are two sides of the same coin.

— Mark Bonnar

Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.

— Ivan Turgenev

I actually like jokes as well as things that are sort of fun.

— Mitt Romney

jokes are ideally pleasurable. They are an act of assassination without a corpse, a moment of total annihilation that paradoxically makes anything possible.

— Penelope Gilliatt

I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers.

— Armistead Maupin

Anything that I'm passionate about and surprises me usually ends up turning into a joke simply because I have questions about it and I'm…

— Katherine Ryan

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

— Alan King

The one thing I've found you really can't joke about - and people think it's death or something - is money. No one thinks…

— Anthony Jeselnik

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.

— Charles Bukowski

I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.

— Kathleen Madigan

All I ever wanted to do was tell jokes for a living.

— Ali Wong