Happens Quote by Kathleen Madigan

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

— Eddie Griffin

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

— David Cross

I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage.

— Adam DeVine

I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive…

— Gabriel Iglesias

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then…

— Zach Galifianakis

People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within 10 minutes.…

— Nick Thune

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

— J. B. Smoove

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.

— Robin Thicke

I tell a lot of jokes. Most of the jokes just happen to come; they're not planned jokes. I like when people laugh with…

— Lorrie Morgan

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out…

— Aziz Ansari

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out.

— Marc Maron

I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to…

— Chris Rock