Bowling Quote by Kathleen Madigan Download Open image “I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.” — Kathleen Madigan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bowling College Drunk Needed Shoes Two Two years Years
Right through school, I was a handy cricketer, a batsman and a left-arm spinner who bowled leg breaks. — Rod Laver Copy Share Image
I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I am actually learning to enjoy bowling, and I never thought I'd say that. I didn't enjoy it in the past because it hurt.… — Andrew Flintoff Copy Share Image
The bus scares me. Way too many gross people on the bus. Sixty-five people on the bus and I was the last one on.… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
I never have goals or dreams. My sister says it's pathetic and lazy, but I had a goal, to tell jokes to pay bills… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
I would like to be an FBI profiler. I'm fascinated with psychology, but I wouldn't want to deal with people and their problems in… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
Some people are mean, and when you look at their page, they only write mean things, but I have a great time with a… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
Kids? It's like living with homeless people. They're cute but they just chase you around all day long going, 'Can I have a dollar?… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
I always give homeless people money, and my friends yell at me, 'He's only going to buy more alcohol and cigarettes.' And I'm thinking,… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
I don't have a computer. I'm going to wait until that whole fad is over. I was suckered in on the Pet Rock. Not… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage. — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
American society is now remarkably atomized. Political organizations have collapsed. In fact, it seems like even bowling leagues are collapsing. The left has a… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
If you look hard enough, you can find race issues and racism in everything. I know people who say, 'See, I don't play pool… — Chi McBride Copy Share Image
I guess bowling is pretty mechanical. It's kind of a natural motion, but you have to stick within those mechanics. — Mookie Betts Copy Share Image
The time I spend bowling with the white ball is a lot less than in Test cricket. — Jofra Archer Copy Share Image
He has defined cricket in his fabulous, impeccable manner. He is to batting what Shane Warne is to bowling. — Richie Benaud Copy Share Image
Bowling, I like bowling. I've been getting into this bowling thing. It's kinda fun. — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
Growing up in Rochdale, I think, all the kids in my street, pretty much every boy was playing cricket. I had four brothers as… — Sajid Javid Copy Share Image
In most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Few Americans have ever met their Congresspeople. They don't see them at the grocery store; they don't meet them at the bowling alley. They're… — Ben Shapiro Copy Share Image
“I've tucked and tried to roll after that first spread-eagle spin but soon discovered the universal truth that bowling-ball-shaped objects bounce downhill much faster… — Stephen White Copy Share Image
At that speed, batsmen are almost trying to premeditate where the ball will be - they feel like they don't have time to react… — James Anderson Copy Share Image
