People Quote by Kathleen Madigan Download Open image “People entertain me more than I entertain them.” — Kathleen Madigan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare People
I'm an entertainer and I entertain people and they entertain me back by asking questions. And some of them I answer. — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
It's about the music and that's it. I'm not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean? — Liam Gallagher Copy Share Image
The entertainment thing - you're there to entertain, it's not about you - I get that, but for a while I lost my opinion. — Nadine Coyle Copy Share Image
The bus scares me. Way too many gross people on the bus. Sixty-five people on the bus and I was the last one on.… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
I never have goals or dreams. My sister says it's pathetic and lazy, but I had a goal, to tell jokes to pay bills… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
I would like to be an FBI profiler. I'm fascinated with psychology, but I wouldn't want to deal with people and their problems in… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
Some people are mean, and when you look at their page, they only write mean things, but I have a great time with a… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
Kids? It's like living with homeless people. They're cute but they just chase you around all day long going, 'Can I have a dollar?… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
I always give homeless people money, and my friends yell at me, 'He's only going to buy more alcohol and cigarettes.' And I'm thinking,… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
I don't have a computer. I'm going to wait until that whole fad is over. I was suckered in on the Pet Rock. Not… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage. — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes. — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
If I am going to be phased out by whatever powers, then I want people to know that it is not because I am… — Parvathy Copy Share Image
Some people still believe you should just fall in line with what's going on - and that's scary. It makes a mockery of freedom… — Emily Robison Copy Share Image
The truth seems to be that propaganda on its own cannot force its way into unwilling minds; neither can it inculcate something wholly new;… — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
From Augustine down, theologians have tried to compel people to accept their special interpretation of the Scripture, and the tortures of the inquisition, the… — Matilda Joslyn Gage Copy Share Image
I wanted to write about voodoo tradition that I feel has been very important to survival of black people here: people of the African… — Jesmyn Ward Copy Share Image
I feel like I definitely have a real sporty style, more so than a lot of people in G.O.O.D. Music. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
I feel like the future is unwritten. So many of the things that we write now haven't been about educating people on the environment,… — John Flansburgh Copy Share Image
The only people who think the Internet is a calamity are people whose lives have been hurt by it; the only people who insist… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Crony capitalism is essentially a condition in which... public officials are giving favours to people in the private sector in payment of political favours. — Alan Greenspan Copy Share Image
I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
For us who are now in power, we need to be challenged to serve the people and ignore our own egos and personal interests… — Wangari Maathai Copy Share Image
When I was trying to come up with a stage name, I thought 'Lord' was super rad, but really masculine - ever since I… — Lorde Copy Share Image
