Jokes Quote by Eddie Griffin Download Open image “I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.” — Eddie Griffin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Life
I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage. — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long. — Robin Thicke Copy Share Image
I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
Being able to write jokes is great, but you still have to get used to performing them and being on stage - and enjoying… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
The really funny moments you notice throughout your life are very seldom generated by one person telling a joke. — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Biggest man law - be a man. Simple: be a man, definition of being a man is being a man. And don't let your… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
After my first 'One Night Stand' on HBO, I lost my focus. I was mad at the world. I would have meetings with directors… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm a comic and I'm having way too much fun with the comedy. I do the music for myself. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Makes no matter if I'm performing in a grocery store, you're always gonna get 150%. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I don't go to the running of the bulls because I don't like being chased by bulls. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
When I'm telling jokes, I'm constantly in motion. I can't stand in one place. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Add the hippie-rock-drugs atmosphere circa 1970, and you get Clinton's rechristened group Parliament, decked out in weird costumes, singing cosmic lyrics and laying down… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Those series from the '70s and '80s with a studio audience are dead. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
The devil is a fun character to play because he's everywhere and no where all the time. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight. "Sure," said the farmer, "My wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they're off to college, and I'm all by… — Anonymous Copy Share
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and Sappho. I always joke about this to my students, who can't quite wrap their mind around the fact that you can have a Ph.D in classics, but not do that full time. I never wanted to… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He can hardly read. He knows no physics or engineering to make to world real for him. No paintings to show him how others have enjoyed it. No music except television jingles. No history except tales from… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
