Medicine Quote by Ozzy Osbourne

“Oh, it’s nothing serious. Just a checkup with my vaginacologist,”

— Tracy Brogan

Everywhere I go, I am The Doctor, and everyone smiles at me - they are pleased to see Doctor Who, who's far more exciting…

— Peter Capaldi

“The network employs thousands of humans. Surely one of them must be a ...woman...female...I don't know what you call them...vagina doctor." Melanie laughed. "Vagina…

— Dianne Duvall

“I'm a doctor," she reminded him. “Nothing embarrasses me.” “Yeah? So if I call the hospital while you’re making rounds, you won’t be embarrassed…

— Julie Garwood

“What kind of work do you do,” I asked. “Promise you won’t laugh?” “Promise.” “I’m a proctologist.” I couldn’t help it. I laughed a…

— Buffy Andrews

“I've tried to get in the mood with him and turn my brain off and my body on, but so far my body hasn't…

— Carian Cole

I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in…

— Ryan Reynolds

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

— Phyllis Diller

I was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse practitioner came in and asked me if I was pregnant. “No way!”…

— Tina Fey

“I sigh. "I don't know what's happening to me." "They're called hormones." I shoot him a dirty look. "I'm serious." "Me too." He cocks…

— Tahereh Mafi

“So... Boris. Are you evil?' [said the Doctor]. 'Not at all, my dear sir,' chuckled Boris. 'You just chuckled,' groaned the Doctor. 'Chuckling's a…

— James Goss

“Expose yourself," they said. "Let us see your deepest and your darkest." My deepest and my darkest? What are you, my gynecologist?”

— Jay Asher