“I love my wife whether she's fat, thin, fucking square, round, fucking oblong shape. She's the greatest lover I've ever had. She's… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I love you all. I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
There's no present, there's no future, I don't even know about the past. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Take my hand and we'll go riding through the sunshine from above. We'll find happiness together in the summer skies of love. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I'm on stage they're not privileged to see me. It's a privilege… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
With time, people forget to say, "Darling I love you." just that word. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down to it… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
In 1964 something totally unexpected happened. I got a job I enjoyed. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“The thing is, I’ve never believed in feuds. Don’t get me wrong: I’ve been angry with people. Very angry – with people like Patrick… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Antidepressants sure kill your sexual life...Now, THAT'S depressing! — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“I’m no good with business, me. I’m the last person to ask when it comes to contracts and dough and all that.” — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the Earth. You've got freedom of speech. You've got McDonald's. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“Never in a million years did I think I’d end up making a career out of singing. I didn’t think it was possible. As… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“My last good memory of the eighties, before everything went dark, was being sent to Wormwood Scrubs. Not because I’d broken the law again… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to twist people's heads around. I'm not trying to say, "Believe in me." — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image