I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
At 18, if someone had said to me, "I think you should go to rehab and get cleaned up," I would have… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I was curious, given the swimming pools of booze I’ve guzzled over the years - not to mention all of the cocaine,… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
There was a cinema called The Orient outside the community centre where we rehearsed in Six Ways, and whenever it showed a… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the fu*k I'm talking about. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
My idea of what God should be is a good guy. I don't think there's any good in killing people in the… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down to it… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
In 1964 something totally unexpected happened. I got a job I enjoyed. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“The thing is, I’ve never believed in feuds. Don’t get me wrong: I’ve been angry with people. Very angry – with people like Patrick… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Antidepressants sure kill your sexual life...Now, THAT'S depressing! — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“I’m no good with business, me. I’m the last person to ask when it comes to contracts and dough and all that.” — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the Earth. You've got freedom of speech. You've got McDonald's. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“Never in a million years did I think I’d end up making a career out of singing. I didn’t think it was possible. As… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“My last good memory of the eighties, before everything went dark, was being sent to Wormwood Scrubs. Not because I’d broken the law again… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to twist people's heads around. I'm not trying to say, "Believe in me." — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
![“There was a cinema called The Orient outside the community centre where we rehearsed in Six Ways, and whenever it showed a horror film the queue would go all the way down the street and around the corner. 'Isn't it strange how people will pay money to frighten themselves?' I remember Tony [Iommi]…” quote by Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/b11/ozzy-osbourne-685_around-the-corner_there-was-a-cinema-called-the-orient-out_2770241.jpg)
