“I love my wife whether she's fat, thin, fucking square, round, fucking oblong shape. She's the greatest lover I've ever had. She's… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I once had a dream about getting a marriage, house in the country, and at the end of the day we'd retire,… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
With marriage, you've just got to stick it out. You can't jump off the boat at the first bump in the waves. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn't like, you can bet your ass… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“My wife can sniff out a lie from six thousand miles away. And I’m the world’s worst liar, anyway.” — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I love my wife. We've had a few slings and arrows across the room, but I'm not prepared to give in, you… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this.… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down to it… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
In 1964 something totally unexpected happened. I got a job I enjoyed. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“The thing is, I’ve never believed in feuds. Don’t get me wrong: I’ve been angry with people. Very angry – with people like Patrick… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Antidepressants sure kill your sexual life...Now, THAT'S depressing! — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“I’m no good with business, me. I’m the last person to ask when it comes to contracts and dough and all that.” — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the Earth. You've got freedom of speech. You've got McDonald's. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“Never in a million years did I think I’d end up making a career out of singing. I didn’t think it was possible. As… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“My last good memory of the eighties, before everything went dark, was being sent to Wormwood Scrubs. Not because I’d broken the law again… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to twist people's heads around. I'm not trying to say, "Believe in me." — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
