Marriage Quotes by Ozzy Osbourne

12 Marriage quotes by Ozzy Osbourne

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Ozzy Osbourne’s twelve gritty reflections bring a rock‑star edge to marriage. His blunt, sometimes wild commentary offers a raw look at commitment beyond the stage lights.

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“I love my wife whether she's fat, thin, fucking square, round, fucking oblong shape. She's the greatest lover I've ever had. She's…

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“As for the kids, once the damage is done with a divorce, you can’t ever make it right.”

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I once had a dream about getting a marriage, house in the country, and at the end of the day we'd retire,…

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With marriage, you've just got to stick it out. You can't jump off the boat at the first bump in the waves.

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If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn't like, you can bet your ass…

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“My wife can sniff out a lie from six thousand miles away. And I’m the world’s worst liar, anyway.”

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I love my wife. We've had a few slings and arrows across the room, but I'm not prepared to give in, you…

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“A lot of people came up to me that night and asked, ‘How come you and Sharon have stayed together all this…

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I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a…

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I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a…

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When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this.…

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I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a…

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“The thing is, I’ve never believed in feuds. Don’t get me wrong: I’ve been angry with people. Very angry – with people like Patrick…

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Antidepressants sure kill your sexual life...Now, THAT'S depressing!

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I have no faith in my ability to judge things.

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“I’m no good with business, me. I’m the last person to ask when it comes to contracts and dough and all that.”

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I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of…

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I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the Earth. You've got freedom of speech. You've got McDonald's.

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“Never in a million years did I think I’d end up making a career out of singing. I didn’t think it was possible. As…

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“My last good memory of the eighties, before everything went dark, was being sent to Wormwood Scrubs. Not because I’d broken the law again…

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I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.

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I'm not trying to twist people's heads around. I'm not trying to say, "Believe in me."

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The most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f**king normal.

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I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat.…

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When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this. I didn't…

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