Bowls Quote by Tommy Cooper Download Open image “A friend of mine drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.” — Tommy Cooper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bowls Friendship Mines Strong
I've had a surprising number of near-death experiences: I was nearly blown up by a landmine in Sudan; I was stranded on the Zambezi… — Sandi Toksvig Copy Share Image
“Barrels of oysters wrapped in seaweed came by boat from Stollport. Fat beam and trout were carried in dripping wooden boxes lined with wet… — Lawrence Norfolk Copy Share Image
My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
I was in a lake in 'Love Actually', and I was attacked by some hideous aquatic beast and was rushed to the hospital by… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
Some were scattered about the ring, one or two went in the sawdust tub, one I spat out as I fell, and I am… — Johnny Basham Copy Share Image
“Air was filtering out of my two collapsing lungs. Water rose, bubbling to enter, and I would have died of instantaneous pneumonia - something… — Grace Paley Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.” — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
From December to March, there are for many of us three gardens - the garden outdoors, the garden of pots and bowls in the… — Katharine Sergeant Angell White Copy Share Image
The opening for solid waste is very small [in the space ship]. It's not toilet-bowl size. And aim is critical. To be honest with… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
Contemplating the bowl, it is possible to see the interdependent elements which give rise to the bowl. — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
I was nineteen and I put a bowl on and I said, Cut around! Because it was not the fashion at the time when… — Agnes Varda Copy Share Image
You have to make that stand out from the rest of the three hours. There are times when I'm having fun and being loose, and there are times when I'm ultra serious - calling the Giants/Patriots in the Super Bowl is a lot different than calling the Giants/Cubs game last Saturday. There are different levels of intensity, and I try… — Joe Buck Copy Share
We didn't win a Super Bowl together, and that's something I'll always regret - not knowing what that feels like. But you and I… — Dan Marino Copy Share Image
I come from both sides of the spectrum: I grew up listening to hip-hop and R&B then learned how to make a track by… — Lotic Copy Share Image
When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The reality is that most of us sit at home and read about the Super Bowl and the 1,000 parties, and we won't have… — Charlie Anderson Copy Share Image
Make of the Silence your to-do tasks, of the compassion your wealth and of the meditation your beggar's bowl. — Guru Nanak Copy Share Image
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