Mustache Quotes · Page 3

I may not be Hispanic, but I'm close. I'm Catholic with a mustache[]

— John G. Schmitz

Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.

— Albert Einstein

I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.

— Will Forte

“I shaved my mustache off the asphalt, like a tire’s skid mark, looped it around itself, and rode it like a unicycle.”

— Jarod Kintz

In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and…

— Jon Pertwee

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.

— Mel Brooks

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

— Greg Gutfeld

“I just bought an extra large mustache, to wear as a toupee.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'm happiest on set because I'm not myself. I'm someone else. The moustache, the dinner jacket. It's not me. You're always this…

— Jean Dujardin

You could say sorry," suggested Harry bluntly. "What, and get attacked by another flock of canaries?" muttered Ron. "What did you have…

— Anonymous

It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother…

— Lewis Black

I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments…

— Jack Huston

Fitz Allen had 'traveled;' and that is generally understood to mean to go abroad and remain a period of time long enough…

— Fanny Fern

“He almost dared to say that her graying mustache gave her a military look, a more distinguished air: his private smile at…

— Elizabeth Taylor

“I’m divorced, in debt, and I can’t grow sideburns. Sometimes I get depressed, but then I think, It’s OK—I can still grow…

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of…

— Jarod Kintz

I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought…

— Mitch Hedberg

But if you close your eyes and listen to Palin and her most irate supporters constantly squawk or bellyache or tweet about…

— Matt Labash

The only time I'm not Hulk Hogan is when I'm behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front…

— Hulk Hogan

What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?” Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and…

— James Patterson

Harvard (across the river in Cambridge) and Boston are two ends of one mustache. ... Without the faculty, the visitors, the events…

— Elizabeth Hardwick

I went to Berlin and Warsaw and Kraków to do research. Right after we got started, I had already booked this trip,…

— Joss Whedon

I seem to get a general reaction at just, like, 'Oh! A mustache!' but mostly people are fine with it. But I…

— Steven Adams

“Hey, Dad, if I needed to check someone’s background, would you be able to do that for me?” “That’s a little unethical,…

— Debra Anastasia

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.

— Tom Lenk

I do know that you'll definitely never see me sporting a mustache.

— Joe Flacco

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

— Groucho Marx

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.

— J. B. Smoove

“and a thick mustache calmly gestured for them to get in. Amy”

— Gordon Korman

“He sneers so regularly that I suspect he shaves his mustache only to spare his nose the whisker burn.”

— Meredith Duran

Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.

— Larry David

“I love the way my hair, eyebrows, and my mustache. Look in the morning.”

— SageCanny

“I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

— Alan Bennett

“I know these sorts of people. They're not men. They're mustaches with idiots attached.”

— Katherine Rundell

Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.

— Lee Tergesen

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

— Bob Dylan

As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they…

— Charles Portis

“The man in the middle was short and stocky, with swarthy skin and a black mustache that drooped almost to his chin.…

— Joe Millard

Don Basilio was a forbidding-looking man with a bushy mustache who did not suffer fools and who subscribed to the theory that…

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon