Art Quote by Agatha Christie

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He…

— Jarod Kintz

“That being said, I will throw on the occasional false mustache.”

— It Books

“Hercule Poirot addressed himself to the task of keeping his moustaches out of the soup.”

— Agatha Christie

“I suppose next time I come home I shall find you wearing false moustaches—or are you doing so now?' Poirot winced. His moustaches had…

— Agatha Christie

“My facial hair is imperative. I put the must in mustache.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz

What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?” Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and pushed him…

— James Patterson

“His mustache made two curved lines around the sides of his mouth like parentheses, as if everything he might say would be very quiet,…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“I have half a mustache. It was a gift from my father, who bought one with a Buy One Mustache, Get One Half Off…

— Jarod Kintz

“I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.”

— Jarod Kintz