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I had a mustache for 10 years.

— Engelbert Humperdinck

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

— Hari Kondabolu

My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now.

— Tom Selleck

“I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I have half a mustache. It was a gift from my father, who bought one with a Buy One Mustache, Get One Half Off…

— Jarod Kintz

Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you're crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad…

— Kevin Connolly

I grew my mustache when I was nineteen in order to look older. I never shaved it off even though it overran its usefulness…

— Walter Cronkite

“My new mustache is barely big enough to cover my pubic region.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The funny thing about having any kind of moustache or beard is it grows on you—in two ways. I mean, it grows on you.…

— John W. Boyer

“I just bought an extra large mustache, to wear as a toupee.”

— Jarod Kintz

I *Mustache* you a question... (but I'll shave it for later)

— Anonymous