Humor Quotes by Agatha Christie

“Don’t go,” said Cedric. “Murder has made you practically one of the family.”

— Agatha Christie

“Put that in your mustache and smoke it.”

— Agatha Christie

“Hercule Poirot spread out his hands in his most foreign manner.”

— Agatha Christie

“What a lot of funny people it does take to make a world.”

— Agatha Christie

“I enrage myself with an imbecile. I say, 'I would like to kick him.' Instead I kick the table. I say, 'This…

— Agatha Christie

“I like to see an angry Englishman," said Poirot. "They are very amusing. The more emotional they feel the less command they…

— Agatha Christie

“Lies--and again lies--it amazes me, the amount of lies we had told to us this morning." "There are more still to discover,"…

— Agatha Christie

“You're a man milliner, Poirot. I never notice what people have on." "You should join a nudist colony”

— Agatha Christie

“You surprise me, Hastings. Do you not know that all celebrated detectives have brothers who would be even more celebrated than they…

— Agatha Christie

“At all events, let us examine the position from the point of view of murder, not suicide." "Oh, all right. If you…

— Agatha Christie

“But when a man is really in love he can't help looking like a sheep. Now whenever that young man looked he…

— Agatha Christie

“He was a man of whom nearly everybody was a little afraid. Why this last was so can hardly be stated in…

— Agatha Christie

“You don't appreciate a faithful husband when you've got one,' said Tommy. 'All my friends tell me you never know with husbands,'…

— Agatha Christie

“For somewhere," said Poirot to himself, indulging in an absolute riot of mixed metaphors, "there is in the hay a needle, and…

— Agatha Christie

“I'm not the head of Scotland Yard," said Mrs. Oliver, retreating from dangerous ground. "I'm a private individual -" "Oh, you're not…

— Agatha Christie

“If there were only any peace in Egypt I should like it better," said Mrs. Allerton. "But you can never be alone…

— Agatha Christie

“... Good gracious, Jerry, you'll probably have to marry the girl.' Joanna was half serious, half laughing. It was at that moment…

— Agatha Christie

“Mr. Satterthwaite looked cheered. Suddenly an idea struck him. His jaw fell. "My goodness," he cried, "I've only just realized it! That…

— Agatha Christie