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“According to CNN, Donald Rumsfeld said the war in Iraq did not go according to plan. And President Bush said, 'What? We had a plan?'” quote by Jay Leno — Download Open image

“According to CNN, Donald Rumsfeld said the war in Iraq did not go according to plan. And President Bush said, 'What? We had a plan?'”

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Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!

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Any president's second term ends up being quite messy. It never goes quite according to plan.

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One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.

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Well clearly Graeme it all went according to plan, what was the plan exactly ?

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The Tao is unpredictable to those that live according to plans. Only those who have no agenda are in harmony with the Tao.

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