America Quote by Jay Leno

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

— Sarah Palin

Let's make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.

— Alexander Gordon Smith

I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed.

— Michael Buckley

I've got a lot to look forward to. I'm trying to be the best father I can, and that's a pretty important role. Some…

— Curtis Joseph

Puck turned to Sabrina. "What is she doing down there?" Hiding, I guess." Puck leaned down and poked his head under the seat. "I…

— Michael Buckley

Without the support of my mom, Marlene, I would not be the person I am. She has been my main supporter throughout my career,…

— Sean Avery

Everyone saying, 'She'll bring back women's skating. This will be the one to watch at the Olympics.' And they say things that are so…

— Gracie Gold

I have a real soft spot for Bristol Palin and was a bit heartbroken to see that her mother, US politician Sarah Palin, was…

— Kelly Osbourne

It is easy to see what many people, women especially, admire about Sarah Palin. Here is a mother of five who can see the…

— Sam Harris

“Puck shook her head ruefully. "We haven't even solved the first problem, and I'm worrying about the next one. I must be an idiot."…

— Annette Curtis Klause

I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully…

— Stephen Colbert

Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be…

— David Letterman