Computers Quote by Keith Olbermann

It's harder and more sporting to hunt turkey with a shotgun, because it is difficult to get next to them with a scattergun.

— Robert Fuller

The turkey you festively slice is murder.

— The Smiths

I'll never look at a turkey the same way ever again.

— Merle Anthony Rowland

“The human head is of the same approximate size and weight as a roaster chicken.”

— Mary Roach

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing.

— George Carlin

The turkey's eyes are such that he can see a bumblebee turn a somersault on the verge of the horizon.

— Archibald Rutledge

And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut…

— Bob Saget

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

— Sarah Palin

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

— Jeff Foxworthy

It's hard to fly like an Eagle, when you work with a bunch of Turkeys

— Anonymous

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing

— George Carlin

I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I…

— Dane Cook