I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet. — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image
I really wanted to play hockey. My mom thought figure skates looked easier to use, so she put me in the learn-to-skate… — Nathan Chen Copy Share Image
The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“They say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull - lipstick.” — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
I was just your average hockey mom, and signed up for the PTA because I wanted to make my kids' public education… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
Without the support of my mom, Marlene, I would not be the person I am. She has been my main supporter throughout… — Sean Avery Copy Share Image
My favorite personal hockey moment was probably when Mike Bossy scored fifty goals in fifty games. He was the first one to… — Kevin Connolly Copy Share Image
American politics are rich with characters and stereotypes - Joe the Plumber, Harry and Louise, Nascar dads and hockey moms, to name… — Steve Kornacki Copy Share Image
This is Reagan country. Yeah! And perhaps it was destiny that the man who went to California's Eureka College would become so… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
One thing that Americans do at this time also, though, is let's commit ourselves, just everyday American people Joe Six-Pack, hockey moms… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
