Bird Quote by Bob Saget

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

— Kristen Schaal

Turkeys are perfect for feeding larger gatherings.

— Pippa Middleton

The turkeys that most Americans eat for Thanksgiving are turkeys - losers that are mass produced and bland.

— Marian Burros

I hate turkeys. If you go to the grocery store, you start to get mad at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey…

— Mitch Hedberg

Seriously, many people have told me they can't eat turkeys anymore after getting to know them. I think in the wider world, when the…

— Karen Dawn

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing.

— George Carlin

It's so important that you don't put the stuffing in the bird, where in order for the stuffing to get cooked you have to…

— Ina Garten

I'll never look at a turkey the same way ever again.

— Merle Anthony Rowland

When in Turkey, do as the turkeys do.

— Honore de Balzac

I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's…

— Mitch Hedberg

As a South African, the idea of turkey was new to me. And confusing. It's about the least flavorful bird on the planet.

— Kimbal Musk

Turkeys are misunderstood. Once I adopted turkeys, I understood this large bird to be a great companion.

— Linda Blair