Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years, that'll smack you in the back of… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv,… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
