Evidence Quote by Dane Cook

I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.

— Yasmine Bleeth

If I took my turkey out of the refrigerator and, like, threw it in a dumpster or drug it down the street in New…

— Alton Brown

The turkey you festively slice is murder.

— The Smiths

Proper turkey preparation is critical. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, more Americans die every year from eating improperly cooked turkey than were…

— Dave Barry

You can't kill people if you're eating and laughing with them.

— Philip Rosenthal

You can kill somebody, but I wouldn't advise that.

— John Seagall

I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.

— Laurie Halse Anderson

Murdering someone would surely prove that you are capable of killing, but it wouldn't be the most reasonable way to understand why you shouldn't…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

I would, therefore, say that for no reason whatsoever, except in self-defense, should one think of killing any animal.

— Morarji Desai

Before I knew that a man could kill a man, because it happens all the time. Now I know that even the person with…

— Anonymous

I don't remember killing anyone, I could have done it without knowing it. I am not sure if I did it.

— John Wayne Gacy

If I do eat meat, it's got to be ethical. I want to know that it lived a great life before it was killed…

— Ricky Gervais