I don't think you can really expect to win a hockey game giving up three power-play goals. In reality, you cant give… — Randy Carlyle Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet. — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a hockey team and a girl from Jersey Shore? The hockey team showers after three periods. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull - lipstick.” — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image