Cuddling Quote by Jeff Foxworthy Download Open image “It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.” — Jeff Foxworthy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cuddling Inspirational Sarcastic Turkeys
“I hacked an old Crock-Pot and turned it into a sous vide machine, and did a turkey breast, and then seared the skin on… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
Cuddling is cute and fun until the kissing happens... Then... well, shit gets real. - http://bit.ly/18HLOl3 < — Muniir Zero Copy Share Image
Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
It's similar to the way you feel cuddling an infant or a kitten, when you want to squeeze it so hard you'd kill it... — Zoë Heller Copy Share Image
Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Cuddling is cute and fun until kissing happens then well, shit gets real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp. — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing — George Carlin Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I read that when cats are cuddling and kneading you, and you think it's cute, they're really just checking your vitals for weak spots. — Kandyse McClure Copy Share Image
“Sweet dreams, baby,” he whispered into my hair, his arm giving me a squeeze. “See you on the other side.” “You too, Captain,” I… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
It's similar to the way you feel cuddling an infant or a kitten, when you want to squeeze it so hard you'd kill it... — Zoë Heller Copy Share Image
However, when given the chance, many people choose cocaine over love. I wouldn’t say that’s a bad choice. The endorphins released during infatuation are… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp. — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
Motherhood cannot finally be delegated. Breast-feeding may succumb to the bottle; cuddling, fondling, and paediatric visits may also be done by fathers...but when a… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
“[After a period of separation, Phaeton and Daphne are cuddling.] Diomedes, meanwhile, was leaning to look behind Helion, staring with open fascination at the… — John C. Wright Copy Share Image
I wished I'd known weeks ago that we didn't have to be chaperoned. I remembered my old daydreams: the prince and I, alone together,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If models are made for modeling, thick girls are made for cuddling. — Andre Benjamin Copy Share Image
You know how as a kid you picture yourself with a tall, handsome husband, and you imagine him cuddling your baby? Ben is like… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
“All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve… — Will Advise Copy Share Image
Ok so think of this... Over the summer you will be sleeping, I'll drive to your place and get you coffee if you drink… — Amanda Copy Share Image
