Funny Quote by Jay Leno

[President Bush should] quit hiding behind the Secret Service, come out and face the nation and explain his failure to protect the country.

— Peter Jennings

“So I’m in the American Secret Service? Damn.” “It was all reported in the press the next day.”

— Douglas Preston

President Obama has appointed a new head of the Secret Service. The new Secret Service director was so excited that he jumped over the…

— Conan O'Brien

The Secret Service are incredible.

— Ashley Biden

He's looking for the president's kidnapped daughter; everybody he calls on to help him is busy, but lo and behold, you look across the…

— Derek Luke

“President Bush even authorized the National Security Agency to monitor— without preclearance from a judge—phone calls and e-mails of U.S. citizens. In”

— Todd Donovan

The mission of the Secret Service (to keep the president of the United States safe and secure) is, by its very nature, pivotal to…

— Dan Bongino

I have had to put in police reports that I have been stalked and followed.

— Clare Rewcastle Brown

The Secret Service hates to complain about something. They're secret by nature. They're not boastful; they don't like to be in the limelight. And…

— Jeh Johnson

The Secret Service is a strange group. They don't really have a leader. It's not set up like a military. Each one is supposed…

— Val Kilmer

I've been stalked.

— Patricia Cornwell

“Stalking used to be harder. He read the display on his phone: OFF 4 MY RUN! Thank you, social media, for a generation of…

— Melinda Leigh