According to plan Quote by Zach Braff

The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the…

— Zach Braff

The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar…

— Zach Braff

When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On…

— Zach Braff

Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.

— Zach Braff

It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some…

— Zach Braff

People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing…

— Zach Braff

I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would…

— Zach Braff

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

— Zach Braff

When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and…

— Zach Braff

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another…

— Zach Braff

If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.

— Zach Braff

If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that…

— Zach Braff