Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well, I've thought about donating, but they get so many damn donations already. I read about one foundation that raised over 100… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don't see the point in complaining. If the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he? — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that...… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
