I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know? — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don't see the point in complaining. If the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think the [New England] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.' — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If you're dumb enough to volunteer for the army, I don't see why we're supposed to feel so bad when you get… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
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