I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white? — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
In a perfect world, everybody would be gay. I mean if everybody looked like Zach Braff, you just wouldn't be able to… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see?… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A child's death is really of less value than an adult's. I mean, what could you really accomplish in a year? Not… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need? — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim? — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mean, I know thousands of people died and everything, but if it happened today, there's just no excuse. They'd be much… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
