Alive Quote by Zach Braff

The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the…

— Zach Braff

The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar…

— Zach Braff

When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On…

— Zach Braff

Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.

— Zach Braff

It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some…

— Zach Braff

People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing…

— Zach Braff

I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would…

— Zach Braff

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

— Zach Braff

When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and…

— Zach Braff

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another…

— Zach Braff

If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.

— Zach Braff

If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that…

— Zach Braff