Money Quote by J.J. McAvoy

“If it were a gun,” I said, “I would’ve already taken it out and shot you.”

— Tom Upton

“She handed him her gun. “Down,” she ordered. “Shoot anybody that comes into view.” “What about you?” “No, don’t shoot me.” “I mean where…

— James Rollins

“Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to…

— Michael W. Grimard

“Wait, you are not even surprised that your own uncle, framed you, for an assassination?” “No, I’m surprisingly not surprised.".”

— Rea Lidde

“This is too complicated. What about I shoot him? If he comes back, he really likes me.”

— John Ringo

“He shot me.” It just came out, a new number one on the list of the dumbest things he’d ever said.”

— James Dashner

“You can't say it wasn't interesting.”

— Roger Ebert

“You want me to shoot him? I can make it look like an accident.”

— Mary Calmes

“I must apologize,” he said. “It seems I’ve gone and gotten myself shot.”

— Ransom Riggs

“I must apologize, it seems I've gone and gotten myself shot.”

— Millard in Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs

“Congrats, you’ve just had your first assassination attempt.”

— Benedict Jacka

“Is it a gun?" I ask. "Am I going to get shot again?" "Not today, smartass.”

— Gwen Cole