Humor Quote by Rea Lidde

“Don't be shocked when people die. Be surprised that you are still alive.”

— Lacey Mosley

“Don't sound so surprised. I have sensible moments, you know.”

— Elizabeth Peters

“When I came home I expected a surprise and there was no surprise for me, so of course, I was surprised.”

— Ludwig Wittgenstein

“Interesting does not even begin to cover what happened today.” I said. “My fiance shot me with my own gun.”

— J.J. McAvoy

“You do realise, don't you, that I was present during the assassination attempt?”

— Rae Carson

“Do we get to do assassinations?” “If we do, they never happened. You imagined them.” “Whoops. My trigger finger just slipped, Sarge. Honest.”

— Karen Traviss

“Your life was not right when you were actually surprised that someone didn't want to kill you.”

— Charlaine Harris

“It's no surprise to him what any government does, least of all his own.”

— Glen Duncan

“There are people who want everybody dead. When you get over being surprised about that, you have a high amazement threshold.”

— Dean Koontz

“Your ridiculous family might be surprised to find that not everything is solved by murder," Locke calls after me. "We would be surprised to…

— Holly Black

“The surprise is that you continue to be surprised.”

— Jill A. Davis

“Congrats, you’ve just had your first assassination attempt.”

— Benedict Jacka