John Ringo

...open-market democratic capitalism isn't the best system of government in the world, it just works the best.

— John Ringo

“I don't get or like human interest. Back before the Plague, it had ruined all sorts of stuff. The Olympics for one.…

— John Ringo

“Son, We're in no mood for Mickey Mouse. Get out of the road." Chief Miller, Into the Looking Glass”

— John Ringo

“There is a god somewhere that is angry because we’re combining stuff like Cutty Sark with fifty-year-old Laphroaig,”

— John Ringo

Hello, my name is Noam and I have the answer to all your problems. It's all the fault of the evil Americans,…

— John Ringo

The economic answer to the world's problems is John Adams, not [Karl] Marx.

— John Ringo

[Virginia] has a very sizeable collection of democrats, liberals and moonbats. (Yes, they can be separated.)

— John Ringo

So the starting point and the basis of their liberal wails of anguish always and always is guilt. Guilt, guilt, guilt.

— John Ringo

“She wasn't sure what Mississippi was, but it must be a horrible thing if it was used as a mantra for the…

— John Ringo

“This is what you get for letting rednecks play with antimatter, boss”

— John Ringo

“Is it just me or is this like a bad TV sci-fi show?”

— John Ringo

Well, if I use Hispanic culture I get corruption and really good salsa music. If I use Chinese culture I get rigid…

— John Ringo

“Creating lines that went straight into the interior [of a space station] was a recipe for disaster. Some knucklehead in an X-wing…

— John Ringo

“This is too complicated. What about I shoot him? If he comes back, he really likes me.”

— John Ringo

“We need to put your sister in a glass case like Snow White,” Colonel Hamilton said, his arms crossed. He was monitoring…

— John Ringo

“Heroes happen because somebody made a mistake.”

— John Ringo

“nuke em till they glow and then shoot 'em in the dark”

— John Ringo

“Toilet paper is a right, not a privilege,”

— John Ringo

“They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At…

— John Ringo

“extreme zombie fighting” kit. Tactical boots and tacticals. Firefighting bunker gear. Nomex head cover tucked under the collar of the bunker gear.…

— John Ringo

You really should do some research for a change instead of just listening to the voices in your head.

— John Ringo

I have been to the speed of God, sir...and I discommend it.

— John Ringo

Peace through superior firepower.

— John Ringo

More people have been killed by totalitarian regimes, during times of peace, than in all the wars in the world combined.

— John Ringo

“Nuke them until they glow and shoot them in the dark. No questions. ”

— John Ringo