I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie? — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
