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“I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?” quote by Zach Braff — Download Open image

“I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?”

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The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the…

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Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.

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It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some…

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People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing…

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People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

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If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.

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