Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I know that [Mike] Tyson talked about wanting to eat his opponent's children, but I don't think he ever had the balls… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't think it's a black and white issue. If a man's family is starving so to speak, I don't think I'll… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.' — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'd like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
![“I know that [Mike] Tyson talked about wanting to eat his opponent's children, but I don't think he ever had the balls to do it. I'm different - when I kidnapped Bill Lawrence's daughter, I cut off all of her fingers before sending my demands so that I wouldn't have to sit there and wait for him to…” quote by Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/6ea/zach-braff-854_balls_i-know-that-mike-tyson-talked-about-want_953019.jpg)
