The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't think it's a black and white issue. If a man's family is starving so to speak, I don't think I'll… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I like to drop in on people who picked on me in high school or whatever, just out of the blue, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I know that [Mike] Tyson talked about wanting to eat his opponent's children, but I don't think he ever had the balls… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
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