When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think slavery was an awful, awful period in our history, but when I look at what's become of black culture since… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm really not one to brag, but I think my job is one of the most important things someone can do with… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think the [New England] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.' — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image