Kids Quotes by Zach Braff

14 Kids quotes by Zach Braff

Braff’s honest, slightly self‑deprecating voice threads through these fourteen quotes, offering a relatable glimpse into his take on childhood. It feels like a chat with a friend who’s been there, both as a kid and a parent.

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I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

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I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.

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Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got…

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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and…

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I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have…

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Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live…

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I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition…

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The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is…

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I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and…

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When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things…

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I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed…

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Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's…

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I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me…

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As a kid who wasn't into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the theatre community there was…

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