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“President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.” quote by Jay Leno — Download Open image

“President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.”

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