Comedy Quote by David Ogilvy Download Open image “People don't buy a new detergent because the manufacturer told a joke on television last night.” — David Ogilvy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Detergent Joke Joke Television Jokes Last night Lasts New Detergent Night People Television Told Joke
People come up with stupid ideas all the time. That's why your detergent tells you not to eat it. — Seanbaby Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry detergent, but they still can't get those blue flakes out? Why do we trust… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“Soap, toothpaste and detergent are all "new and improved". Are you?” — Diana Dentinger Copy Share Image
You know, when you go into the store and buy a box of laundry detergent, and the price has gone up - you know,… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
Buying phosphate-free soap allows you to say, 'My detergent doesn't have the harsh chemicals others do.' The question is, how are you washing with… — Daniel Goleman Copy Share Image
Once upon a time I was riding on the top of a First Avenue bus, when I heard a mythical housewife say to another,… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
But if people are buying the products, naturally they're gonna use them. — Oscar Robertson Copy Share Image
My number one most essential back-to-school item, honestly, is detergent! — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
People don't want simply to buy the product, they want to have sympathy with the company too. — Anita Roddick Copy Share Image
When you buy toothpaste or detergent or gas, that is now used for the first time in your lifetime or my lifetime to support… — Russ Feingold Copy Share Image
We know the product is going to stink. We know that because we live in the world, and we know that everything stinks. We… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I figure that my staff will be less reluctant to work overtime if I work longer hours than they do. — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
In most agencies, account executives outnumber the copywriters two to one. If you were a dairy farmer, would you employ twice as many milkers… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
“Your alcoholics may include some of your brightest stars. The problem is to identify them, protected as they always are by their secretaries and… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
It takes a big idea to attract the attention of consumers and get them to buy your product. Unless your advertising contains a big… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
Many manufacturers secretly question whether advertising really sells their product, but are vaguely afraid that their competitors might steal a march on them if… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
Once upon a time I was riding on the top of a First Avenue bus, when I heard a mythical housewife say to another,… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative, original thinker unless you can also sell what you create. — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
Consumers don't think how they feel. They don't say what they think and they don't do what they say. — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
The worst fault a salesman can commit is to be a bore. Foster any attempt to talk about other things; the longer you stay… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image