I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Most of all, however, critics of black conservatives say we've forgotten where we came from. I may forget a federal budget number… — J. C. Watts Copy Share Image
I collect travel alarm clocks. I was in a flea market in France once, in 1994, and I opened up this beautiful… — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
On the face of her phone Wileen programs a message to herself so that when the alarm clock rings the screen flashes:… — Buddy Wakefield Copy Share Image
You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up,… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Disasters work like alarm clocks to the world, hence God allows them. They are shouting, 'Wake up! Love! Pray! — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
Everybody I hang with - the ranchers, the farmers, the cops, the teachers, the plumbers, everybody I hang with - they've got… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
I saw the best minds of my generation who threw their watches off the roof to cast their ballot for Eternity outside… — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
It was an impressive achievement, of course, and a human achievement by the members of the IBM team, but Deep Blue was… — Garry Kasparov Copy Share Image
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Orma had given me a timepiece that emitted blasphemy-inducing chirps at whatever early hour I specified.” — Rachel Hartman Copy Share Image
I have a hard time waking up. No alarm clock works! It sounds childish, but I seriously have my manager, my mom… — Jesse McCartney Copy Share Image
People went to bed when the sun went down and they woke up when the sun came up. That's what our bodies… — Shelby Harris Copy Share Image
If you try to impress an alarm clock, it will simply tell you the time. — Steve Pavlina Copy Share Image
...people don't respect the morning. An alarm clock violently wakes them up, shatters their sleep like the blow of an ax, and… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
The trouble with an alarm clock is that what seems sensible when you set it seems absurd when it goes off — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
I won't tell you how many hours a day I work because you wouldn't believe it. But don't worry; I am in… — Michel Ocelot Copy Share Image
“Alarm clocks were going off in the city now. One after another, sometimes two or three together, they drove their small silver… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
