Absurd Quote by Rex Stout

I have the luxury of getting up quite late, so I hardly ever set an alarm clock.

— Ben Schott

I don't have an alarm clock. I have a head clock.

— Paul Raci

I don't need an alarm clock, for habit is the best alarm there is.

— Jane Stanton Hitchcock

Alarm clocks are like teachers, they wake you up and piss you off.

— Nikhil Saluja

I often set two alarm clocks because I'm afraid the first one won't actually make me get up.

— Kurt Andersen

I don't need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me.

— Ray Bradbury

How reliable is your alarm clock?

— Rachel McAdams

Those who end their day by watching television rarely start it by setting up an alarm clock.

— Vikrant Parsai

If you try to impress an alarm clock, it will simply tell you the time.

— Steve Pavlina

An alarm clock is a device to wake a man up who has no plans or intentions for the future that could make him…

— Vikrant Parsai

“The fact that many early types actually use an alarm clock (despite always waking up before it rings) must lie in some unfounded paranoia…

— Till Roenneberg

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

— Stephen Hawking