Amazingfunny Quote by Anonymous

A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'

— Anonymous

A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.

— Kayla Knight

“What are you, six?”

— Yasser Maniram

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.

— Groucho Marx

I was a kindergarten dropout.

— Kiernan Shipka

“When they taught common sense in kindergarten, you were in the timeout corner, weren’t you?”

— Mike Mullin

“On my first day of kindergarten: "You thought it was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news for you…

— Anonymous

When I was a kid, a policeman was someone you looked up to and respected.

— Alan Sugar

Police : Where Do You Live? Me : With My Parents. Police : Where Do Your Parents Live? Me : With Me. Police :Where…

— Newlove

“My parents haven’t raised me to fear the police, just to be smart around them.”

— Angie Thomas

I was six or seven and an interpreter.

— Sajid Javid

'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'

— Russell Howard