Funny Quote by Kayla Knight Download Open image “A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.” — Kayla Knight ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Police Police officer Sarcastic
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Police officer walks up to me* Police: Where were you between 4 and 6? Me: Kindergarten — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did not even go to kindergarten; I just started first grade when I was five and started reading right away. I don't know… — Joan Ganz Cooney Copy Share Image
If I had a little kid in kindergarten somewhere, would feel much more comfortable if I knew on that campus there was a police… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
We went to public schools from kindergarten through seventh grade, and it was fun. — Dylan Sprouse Copy Share Image
Dear kids on are you smarter than a 5th grader, what elementary school did you go to? Sincerely, I didn't learn that in 5th… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was eight years old when I got the talk about what to do if a police officer stops me. I was 15 when… — Jason Reynolds Copy Share Image
“On my first day of kindergarten: "You thought it was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news for you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When they taught common sense in kindergarten, you were in the timeout corner, weren’t you?” — Mike Mullin Copy Share Image
I'd like to say I was smart enough to finish six grades in five years, but I think perhaps the teacher was just glad… — Alan Shepard Copy Share Image
Ghetto girl before a fight: Moma hold my weave!! after: NOPE NIGGAH PICK THAT UP WE FINNA REUSE THIS SHIT — Kayla Knight Copy Share Image
Minnie: Ummmm Mickey yeh baby I want a divorce Mickey: U FUKING BITCH!!! Minnie: No I'm fuking Goofy — Kayla Knight Copy Share Image
Oh u say u dnt like me? Well hole on 1 second while I Pretend to care!! — Kayla Knight Copy Share Image
Dear math, im tired of finding your ex why cant u just accept the fact that shes gone and move on — Kayla Knight Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
