Smart alec Quotes

Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

— Anonymous

HAHA I ove this quote (im 14 in middel school you get it)

— Anonymous

Love to be hated just dont discrimanate

— Anonymous

I'm not late, everyone else is just early.

— Anonymous

You look like an open autopsy.

— Anonymous

What if the hokey-pokey isn't what it's all about?

— Anonymous

When life gives you a lemon, you squirt it peoples eyes!!

— Anonymous

Keep staring. I might do a trick.

— Anonymous

If the world really was a better place, then why are you still here?

— Anonymous

I'm not a NERD. I just don't want to work at MCDONALD'S when I'm older.

— Itsme867

I don't have a comeback so I'm just going to correct your grammar and spelling.

— Anonymous

Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER

— Armin Ferizovic

Teacher: WHY AM I HEARING TALKING!? Because you have ears, duh!

— Anonymous

I never feel like a smug or a smart-alec film director, and there are plenty of those around.

— Martin McDonagh

A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'

— Anonymous

You so smart with you'r college degrees why are you thousands of dollars in debt.

— Rachel Melton

Girl if you didn't act like you were all that when you were a 9 or a 10, you would have a…

— Richie Parker

Sometimes when a person is over smart, it back fires and they end up outsmarting them self, a lot of them end…

— Glen Rambharack

Sometimes a person is to smart and they end up outsmarting them self, is a shame they use their own talent against…

— Glen Rambharack

Don't blame me, I voted for ... Oh, yea. I didn't vote

— Anonymous

I'm not selfish. I just like things my way.

— Anonymous

My dog's favorite snack is my homework.

— Anonymous

No offense, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse!

— Anonymous

Why don't you let that wound beneath your nose heal ?

— Anonymous

I'm only wearing black until they make something darker.

— Anonymous

Why are you looking at me? Do I owe you money?

— Anonymous

Don't like people who tries to be a smart alec.

— Anonymous

You call them swear words, I call them sentence enchanters.

— Anonymous

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

— Hussein Nishah

You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity!

— Anonymous

You took my daughter's virginity! Sorry sir, it won't happen again...

— Scarlet Kim

Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.

— Anonymous

Why are you staring at me? This might be great for you, but it's awful for me.

— Anonymous

Oh my gosh! alec von-griffs got a hair cut and sent me a photo...he looks spunk now :)

— Tamika-leeigh

Y r u calling me a bitch when I already know that I'm one a proud to be one two

— Alley Lobb

I'm sorry but I cant stand someone who think they know everything & always wanna be a smart alec.

— Anonymous

My parents call it 'bad grades,' but I call it 'still passing.'

— Anonymous

They said how you been I said with my hands, knees, and elbows.

— Jerome Vance

How can a male say he loves a female and he abuse her at the same time.

— Keondre Key

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

— Zariahh Renee