Why are you staring at me? This might be great for you, but it's awful for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl if you didn't act like you were all that when you were a 9 or a 10, you would have a… — Richie Parker Copy Share Image
Y r u calling me a bitch when I already know that I'm one a proud to be one two — Alley Lobb Copy Share Image
Oh my gosh! alec von-griffs got a hair cut and sent me a photo...he looks spunk now :) — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
Sometimes a person is to smart and they end up outsmarting them self, is a shame they use their own talent against… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
