Smart alec Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Smart alec Smart remarks
You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain. — Archie Bunker Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth in a… — Morena Baccarin Copy Share Image
“Why must some of us deliberate between brands of toothpaste while others deliberate between damp dirt and bone dust to quiet the fire of… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
I can only brush my teeth if I wet the toothbrush then put toothpaste and then wet it again RT if you do this… — Life As A Teen Copy Share Image
That WTF moment when your toothpaste does a suicide dive off of your toothbrush — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers! — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Toothpaste pie is no substitute for swishing around minty-fresh love in your mouth and then rinsing out with cold, refreshing reality. But don’t take… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are you staring at me? This might be great for you, but it's awful for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl if you didn't act like you were all that when you were a 9 or a 10, you would have a whole lot… — Richie Parker Copy Share Image
Y r u calling me a bitch when I already know that I'm one a proud to be one two — Alley Lobb Copy Share Image
Oh my gosh! alec von-griffs got a hair cut and sent me a photo...he looks spunk now :) — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
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