Smart alec Quote by Anonymous

You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain.

— Archie Bunker

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.

— Bill Bryson

― Why does toothpaste give me headache?

— Alexandra Adornetto

When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.

— Julie Garwood

I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth in a…

— Morena Baccarin

“Why must some of us deliberate between brands of toothpaste while others deliberate between damp dirt and bone dust to quiet the fire of…

— Barbara Kingsolver

I can only brush my teeth if I wet the toothbrush then put toothpaste and then wet it again RT if you do this…

— Life As A Teen

That WTF moment when your toothpaste does a suicide dive off of your toothbrush

— Itsme867

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.

— Shaquille O'Neal

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, its hard to get it back in.

— Anonymous

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!

— Ellen DeGeneres

“Toothpaste pie is no substitute for swishing around minty-fresh love in your mouth and then rinsing out with cold, refreshing reality. But don’t take…

— Jarod Kintz