Funny Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

“Maybe you’ll understand my point of view if I put it this way. You brush your teeth, right? Well, suppose your favorite toothpaste is…

— emma chase

Most people probably don't even know what toothpaste they buy; they just recognize the box on the shelf.

— Charles Duhigg

I have no brand loyalty to toothpaste. It's absolutely a different brand every tube.

— Lolly Adefope

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.

— Bill Bryson

“Why must some of us deliberate between brands of toothpaste while others deliberate between damp dirt and bone dust to quiet the fire of…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“Toothpaste pie is no substitute for swishing around minty-fresh love in your mouth and then rinsing out with cold, refreshing reality. But don’t take…

— Jarod Kintz

I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV, featuring some…

— Sarah Dessen

I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniel's. I figured it would be good…

— Kesha

When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.

— Julie Garwood

You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain.

— Archie Bunker

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

— Mitch Hedberg

I don't go looking for somewhere to spend my money. You can step on a tube of toothpaste for a week, if you have…

— T. Boone Pickens