Love Quote by Jarod Kintz

When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.

— Julie Garwood

“Why must some of us deliberate between brands of toothpaste while others deliberate between damp dirt and bone dust to quiet the fire of…

— Barbara Kingsolver

I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth in a…

— Morena Baccarin

“Maybe you’ll understand my point of view if I put it this way. You brush your teeth, right? Well, suppose your favorite toothpaste is…

— emma chase

I hate when people are chomping their gum, even though I do it. I hate that.

— Kendall Jenner

“Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, there’s no pushing it back in.”

— John Locke

“Sweet Tooth   Chocolate tresses cascade down your back, Thick honey and cinnamon reside in your eyes, Strawberry ice cream flavors your lips, And…

— K.K. Allen

“A vibrating toothbrush is one hygienic marvel of a sex toy. The next time I want to make love, I’ll make a dentist appointment.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my…

— Paula Deen

“The gum is so minty in my mouth as I chew it, I can hardly inhale. It's like inhaling the steam off a block…

— Laura Kasischke

I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV, featuring some…

— Sarah Dessen

“It wouldn’t necessarily be tongue in cheek if a woman told me I kiss like a toothbrush. And I do. In fact, 9 out…

— Jarod Kintz