Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I’m too busy to chew. That’s why I blend all my meals into smoothies, and I make love as slowly as ice cream melts…

— Jarod Kintz

“This was full when I left. Demon, did you eat some of my toothpaste?”

— Kresley Cole

“The next morning, I had a dry headache and my mouth was a horrible, lonely place.”

— Roxane Gay

“Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth like any normal human being; some days I woke up…

— Ned Vizzini

“Snowflakes of ash fell so lovelily you were tempted to stretch out your tongue to catch them, taste them. Only, they would have scorched…

— Markus Zusak

“My hands fell asleep, so I washed them with hot coffee. Then I had donuts for breakfast, by way of spinning circles in my…

— Jarod Kintz

“mood, and I said, “Hi!” to a villager. He fainted. I think it was my breath. Mom always tells me not to brush my…

— Zack Zombie

“My friend will always ask nicely what's for desert. My best friend is already in the fridge eating my mum's hidden chocolate stash”

— Friends of the National Zoo

“I bit into the oatmeal. Same levels- now the oats, well dried, but not so well watered, then the raisins, half tasteless, made from…

— Aimee Bender

“Maybe you didn’t brush your teeth enough.”

— Meghan Quinn

“I don't know what I ate, but I felt immensely better after the first mouthful. It occurred to me that my vision of the…

— Sylvia Plath

“Pick your teeth up and go home!”

— John Dark